Thank you, Republican Congresswoman Claudia Tenney of New York, for offering the nation an exciting new opportunity to publicly observe President Donald Trump’s birthday!

“Just as George Washington’s birthday is codified as a federal holiday, President Trump’s birthday should also be celebrated to recognize him as the founder of America’s Golden Age,” she wrote in a news release. “His impact on the nation is undeniable.”

Truer words never were spoken regarding his impact. I’m already planning how to mark this momentous occasion if Tenney’s bill passes.

First, I’ll proudly fly an American flag (upside down) in front of my house. Underneath that will be a peace-symbol flag, a gay-rights flag and a Black Lives Matter flag.

I’ll volunteer to help organize a parade with vehicles decorated by recently fired workers purged as traitors from local, state and federal agencies. They’ll toss rainbow-colored bead necklaces, buttons picturing Elon Musk with the words “Not my president,” and plastic crypto coins picturing President Trump and reading “Worth one cent.”

There’ll be marching bands and sing-alongs featuring “We Shall Overcome,” “Fight The Power,” “A Change Is Gonna Come,” “This Land Is Your Land,” and “Get Up, Stand Up.” Food trucks will sell tacos, egg rolls, Jamaican jerk wraps and soul food. Local farmers will sell meat from animals raised without growth hormones, indoor confinement, and cheap grain-based feed like you can get at billions-sold fast so-called food outlets.

Nearby branches of nonprofits like Planned Parenthood, Indivisible, the League of Conservation Voters, Human Rights Campaign, the American Civil Liberties Union, the National Congress of American Indians, the American Immigration Council and the Committee to Protect Journalists will pass out pamphlets about how to protect people, defend Constitutional rights, insist on clean land, water and air, organize a protest and what to do if arrested during a protest.

It will be so much fun!