Now that Donald Trump has launched a website to sell ultra-pricey visas to the fabulously wealthy, it’s time to replace the woke Statue of Liberty.

The Trump Monument would be gold-plated, 152 feet tall, (one foot taller than Lady Liberty), made in China (like the Trump Bible), and depict Trump hugging an American flag.

Its inscription:

“Give me your rich, your greedy,

Your superyacht billionaires yearning to be free of taxes,

The overprivileged unconstrained by common decency.

Send these, $5 million in their outstretched hands,

A Trump Card visa for their golden-door access.”