Month: February 2025

Your tax dollars at work
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Your tax dollars at work

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Submitted online to endDEI.edu.gov, which encourages citizens to become snitches: “The U.S. Department of Education is committed to ensuring all students have access to meaningful learning free of divisive ideologies and indoctrination. This submission form is an outlet for students, parents, teachers, and the broader community to report illegal discriminatory practices at institutions of learning. The Department of Education will utilize community submissions to identify potential areas for investigation.

PLEASE DESCRIBE IN AS MUCH DETAIL AS POSSIBLE THE DISCRIMINATORY PRACTICE TAKING PLACE”

Thank you, President Trump, for this bold initiative!!! Black History month and Juneteenth are brainwashing Black children with propaganda that they deserve special privileges (“civil rights”) for not being White in a White country. And don’t get me started on MLK Day, for a womanizer investigated by the FBI for his ties to Communism. P.S. I can’t wait to replace that with Donald Trump Day!!! He can’t help it if women are overcome by his animal magnetism, and his sly cozying up to Vladimir Putin will save us from Communism!!! 

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At last: an honest statement from Trump

Being president of the United States isn’t good enough for DJT. He wants to be king, according to one of his posts on Truth Social, accompanied by a cheesy depiction of him wearing a crown.

Next, he’ll want an army of soldiers dedicated only to him, not to the Constitution. He’ll want to turn the White House into a tacky version of Versailles, with huge portraits of himself on every wall and liveried servants standing silently by to open a door or hand him toilet paper (wait: the king shouldn’t have to wipe his own ass!).

He’ll have so much fun designing the uniforms.

He’ll designate his youngest son, Barron, as the heir apparent. He and Melania also will get crowns. Should the taxpayers get obstreperous about this extravagance, while their medical benefits, food stamps and housing vouchers are slashed in the name of “government efficiency,” he’ll throw McNuggets at them much as he threw rolls of paper towels as “relief aid” to victims of Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico while blocking $20 billion in recovery aid.

He’s not much acquainted with facts or history, so someone should remind him how things turned out for the last king of Versailles.

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How to celebrate Donald Trump’s birthday

Thank you, Republican Congresswoman Claudia Tenney of New York, for offering the nation an exciting new opportunity to publicly observe President Donald Trump’s birthday!

“Just as George Washington’s birthday is codified as a federal holiday, President Trump’s birthday should also be celebrated to recognize him as the founder of America’s Golden Age,” she wrote in a news release. “His impact on the nation is undeniable.”

Truer words never were spoken regarding his impact. I’m already planning how to mark this momentous occasion if Tenney’s bill passes.

First, I’ll proudly fly an American flag (upside down) in front of my house. Underneath that will be a peace-symbol flag, a gay-rights flag and a Black Lives Matter flag.

I’ll volunteer to help organize a parade with vehicles decorated by recently fired workers purged as traitors from local, state and federal agencies. They’ll toss rainbow-colored bead necklaces, buttons picturing Elon Musk with the words “Not my president,” and plastic crypto coins picturing President Trump and reading “Worth one cent.”

There’ll be marching bands and sing-alongs featuring “We Shall Overcome,” “Fight The Power,” “A Change Is Gonna Come,” “This Land Is Your Land,” and “Get Up, Stand Up.” Food trucks will sell tacos, egg rolls, Jamaican jerk wraps and soul food. Local farmers will sell meat from animals raised without growth hormones, indoor confinement, and cheap grain-based feed like you can get at billions-sold fast so-called food outlets.

Nearby branches of nonprofits like Planned Parenthood, Indivisible, the League of Conservation Voters, Human Rights Campaign, the American Civil Liberties Union, the National Congress of American Indians, the American Immigration Council and the Committee to Protect Journalists will pass out pamphlets about how to protect people, defend Constitutional rights, insist on clean land, water and air, organize a protest and what to do if arrested during a protest.

It will be so much fun!