Thank you, J.D. Vance, for opening my eyes to the dangers of childless cat ladies.

How clever they’ve been! Masquerading as harmless, even caring, while insidiously spreading their status-obsessed misery to the rest of us. If this sounds confusing, since childless cat ladies are not known for their obsession with status, let J.D. explain.

Childless cat ladies “are miserable in their own lives and want to make the rest of the country miserable, too,” he told Tucker Carlson on Fox News. https://www.foxnews.com/video/6359536060112

“They live in one-bedroom apartments in New York City. They’re obsessed with status, wealth, fortunes.

“They hate normal Americans for choosing family over these ridiculous DC and New York status games.

“If you’re a miserable cat lady, you should not force your misery on the rest of the country.”

Until J.D. went on to point it out, I had not realized that Democrats and corporate oligarchs are childless cat ladies. Or that such people live in one-bedroom apartments.

“For a healthy ruling class,” he said, we need leaders with children. Those without children “have no personal and direct stake in the country.”

Wow! I didn’t realize how close I’d come to falling into that trap. I’m childless, a Democrat and a cat owner. Even worse, I used to work as a newspaper reporter. The only thing that saves me (besides J.D.’s clear-eyed and brave revelation) is that I also own a dog.

But she’s not the kind of canine you’d expect a real woman to own – not a robust family protector but a 30-pound lap lover named Sugar.

She and Karma are buddies.

Gosh, “Karma” sounds a lot like “Kamala,” doesn’t it?

Save me, J.D.!